A Dog Called What?!

I got a dog on Tuesday. He was given to me by my Aunt who got him from a lady that had a baby that apparently couldn't handle a bad-ass dog anymore. His name was Norris. I hated that name. I changed it.

I'd like to introduce everyone to Burger. That's right, Burger. Burger Bibb. He's the shit. That's all. And don't let his cute face deceive you. Boston's were originally bred as fighting dogs. Right after I took that picture he proceeded to beat that frog down like no other. Later.

Frankly my dear, I'm having a heart-attack.

I don't know if anyone outside of Oklahoma really reads this, but if you do and you don't know about Braum's then you're missing out. Braum's is an Oklahoma based farm and dairy company that has stores in Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas and Missouri. And they got them real good burgers and ice cream, mang. Anyway, they've rolled out a new burger. But it's really a frankfurter. It's called the Chili-Cheese-Frankfurter and it's a big-ass all-beef weiner sliced so that it fits on a burger bun and topped with, you guessed it, chili and cheese. I couldn't find a decent picture of this beautiful creature, so I've decided to hunt one down myself and shoot it, then eat it. Stay tuned...