Baker Has A Deathwish!!! Aaahhhhhhh!!!

Well, the fuckin' Baker has a Deathwish Tour is coming to OKC today. I'm going to the demo with Billy and and the BandiTT, which is kind of gay, but fuck it. Their team is sick. But seriously, I'm 29 and Billy and BJ are over 30, so at some point it becomes kind of fucked that 30 year old men are going to go watch someone skate. At this age you really don't give two shits about watching anyone skate, it's all about just doing the skating yourself. Oh well, I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fuck it.

I can't wait to go up to Andrew Reynolds and be like,

"Hey man, remember when you came to OKC with Kirchart, Appleyard and Lenoce back in the Birdhouse days? Remember the party me and my friends had at our house and we bought a keg and you guys got to experience some of the weirdness that is Oklahoma City? And remember how that one dude from Bootleg was Birdhouse team manager at the time? Before you guys all started the Baker Bootleg thing? What was his name? Oh yeah, J. Strickland, that's right. Remember that? That was cool huh?"

I also can't wait to go up Dustin Dollin and be like,

"Hey man, remember when you came to OKC with Bam Margera and Jaya Bonderov on a Volcom tour? This was like way before you were even pro. Remember how we skated my friend Gabe's mini-ramp in his backyard and Bam showed us that videotape of weird footage that would eventually evolve into the CKY video? And remember how I lived with those two chicks and we let the band that you guys were touring with play a show in our living room? What was that band? Oh yeah, the Line, that's right. And remember how Lance Dawes was there too and him and Bam were running around my house pretending to be pro wrestlers while the band was playing? That shit was pretty funny huh? Yeah man, cool. So do you remember me or what?"

I can't think of anymore potential pros/victims for my "Remember when" attacks, I don't think I've met...oh wait.

I can't wait to go up to Jim Greco and be like "Hey man, remember when you and Reynolds and Willy Santos and whoever the fuck else came to OKC like a super-duper long time ago, and you guys did a demo at Boards and Blades, and you were just a normal looking dude with baggy pants and like a curly afro or some shit? Remember when you were standing there waiting to go and I was like, 'hey man what's up' and you were like 'hey dude what's up' and then you went and did a 5-0 grind or something? You remember that right? So what's up with Johnny Thunders? You like him or something?"

Just kidding I would never say shit like that. But it made me laugh when I was typing it.

And I could keep going on because I remember a bunch more things but I'm over this post already. I'm sure you are too. Good day.