an example of wonderful writing

I came across a fantastic piece of writing on Cracked.com today.
In an article about the "Worst Best-Of Albums of All Time" they had this to say while reviewing Bruce Willis' double-disc greatest hits album:

"Best Moment:

At the 2:03 mark of an up-to-that-point less-than-lively rendition of "Under the Boardwalk," Bruce unexpectedly shouts "Yipee-ki-yay mother fucker!" and launches into a searing blues rock guitar solo so goddamned awesome we gathered up all of our Hendrix CD's and torched them sons of bitches lest we be subjected to their inferior axe work ever again. Ok, we made that up, Bruce doesn't really do that. There are no good moments to be found anywhere on this CD. It's pretty damn terrible from front to back."

Damn fine writing right there, I tell you whut.