hell froze over

Saw this posted on skateboardingsucks and instantaniously thought about the implications of Mr.Barley dealing with the "hold my hands while I drop in" kid.

What kind of clauses do you think those weird fucks at the groton parks and recreation department have stuffed away in the back of his contract? Dress code? Color coded codes of conduct when engaging in the act of skateboarding within the presence of minors on public or subsidized land?