3 billion ways and 187 reasons why the new Metallica sux.

comic of the day

go check http://www.creasedcomics.com

Heart Attack Burger

I received a forwarded email from a friend the other day. Apparently this email has "been around." I have never seen it, so maybe you haven't either.

Behold the Heart Attack Grill: Home of the Double Bypass Burger.

Sea you guys in FIVE YEARS!

so last night me and my friend from boston said lets take the night train to the city and skate and we'll take the train back at five, well moral of the story train doesn't run on sunday and walking around the pier at 4 a.m, you say to yourself ohh there's a cool boat lets check it out and then say shit lets go on it's open I'm sure it's cool..............WELL, turns out the gate was open cause the security guard was pissing and wasn't around.....long story short, FBI was called, questioned, and let go but with a reminder that TRESPASSING ON FEDERAL PROPERTY IS ILLEGAL who figured right? lets just hope fort knox is a little tighter on there bathroom breaks than Hyde St. pier.

AROCKALYPSE: BURGLED!!!

This bulletin was posted on FaceSpace just hours ago:

So someb​ody broke​ into the skate​ shop last night​.​ They stole​ a coupl​e shop board​s and some compl​etes.​

Lucki​ly,​ some of their​ doubl​e sided​ dildo​s fell out of their​ car as they tried​ to speed​ off. We are havin​g some fecal​ dna tests​ done tomor​row.​

So if you know of any sketc​hy homos​exual​s who would​ rob from our store​.​ Pleas​e feel free to repea​tedly​ stab them in the dick until​ dead.​



Thank​ you,
Honky​ Tonk Todd  

This post, while somewhat funny, is not a joke. Over $800 worth of boards was stolen from the shop and while there weren't mulitple-double sided dildos left at the location, there was actually ONE DILDO there.  Whatever retard did this is apparently burgling more than just skateshops if you know what I mean.  Yes, turds.  He's burgling turds as well. 

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo...we always use the indefinite article A dildo, never YOUR dildo. 

So be on the lookout for a double-burgling burglar haggling brand new skateboards. And there is a CASH REWARD if the burglar is brought to justice.  Over and out.

webcomic of the day

go check daisyowl.com

Goldie Got Wasted

alright so general hijinx involved my weekends are usually pretty more exciting than this but i had to work so i could make the BEN-JAMINS 

DIY Skatespots

I met up with Scott and Jayosh the other evening for a nice little session on this thing they assembled. 

Hurry! Get there and skate it before it's blown out! Ha ha, j/k!

Please Welcome Our Newest Member...

T-Rent.

aka Tee Billy Stilly.

aka Trent Still.

Whatever you know him as, he's definitely a character.

Cheers T-Rent!!!

In other news I've added a video of outtakes from Go Skateboarding Day 2008.  It's just some clips I shot with my Digi Elph so don't get excited.  But Gary's drop-in attempts are pretty awesome, even if they are just attempts.  And Preston executed a couple of beautiful jump-and-grabs.  

And lastly, about the whole drunk-clown-for-hire business, I never got any word from the employer, so I can't keep you informed of the outcome.  But I'm sure it will be epic.  Maybe.

EVER WONDER ...

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

kinetic gizmos

if you hate dead batteries as much as i do, check this shit out. It's a digital camera that you spin around to charge. And there is more..

http://www.sony.net/Fun/design/activity/sustainable/odo.html

The Home of Challenge Pissing

Yep.

Job Hunting, the Dan Bibb way

As you may or may not know I've been looking for a second job or one-time gigs to make some extra money. I'm not real picky and I'll give anything at least a consideration. So I found a gig this morning on Craigslist and inquired about it. While I ultimately turned it down, I did contemplate doing it. What follows is the exchange of emails between myself and the potential employer(click each email to enlarge):

That is probably one of the greatest email exchanges to ever occur in the history of email.  And if you noticed, the job is still open.  So give me a shout and I'll forward you on to Gabe if you're interested.  I may be attending the party as well.  

Diggin' In The Crates: Park Footy

It is what it is. Park footy. Some believe that you shouldn't ever put park footy in a real video part. I however think it's okay. But only if it's something that couldn't be duplicated in the streets. You know? Whatever. Anyway, here's a bunch of park footy I had chillin' on my hard drive. Some of it is up to 5 years old I'm guessing. And some was filmed a few months ago. 

As far as filming credits go, I'll say half the footy was mine and the other half was a combination of Jayosh and Tim Clark's filming. Some of it's been in other montages. Some of it sucks. I don't really give a shit. Watch it if you like. And enjoy the badass song. Who can tell me what it is? Break out the iPhone apps!

Park Montage

Also, please note my new layout of the video page. I tried to make it a little simpler. Let me know if there's any glitch's or broken links, kay? Thanks.

Erik is One in Five in a Million in a van!

Congratulations Erik!

From SLAP.com:

OIAM FINAL 5
Saturday, 30 August 2008 Administrator
The votes have been cast, and now it's time to announce the Top 5 finalists or this year's One In A Million! In no particular order, they are: Drew Etkorn, Jose Ruiz, David Bow Hafsteinsson, Erik Deringer, and Ben Cabreana. Congrats to all five! The guys will hit the road with one of the SLAP staff photographers and a filmer for nine days on the road in the Volcom team van, stuffed with free gear from Volcom, Etnies, Almost, Element and Listen, driving from Seattle, WA down the west coast to southern California where they will end up at the annual GVR contest as guests of honor! More details to come...

Uhhhh, good job? Keep up the good work?  Good game?  Give 'em hell?  Something like that.  

Can I get some wheels or a board? How about some shoes?  Come on, give me SUMPTINN!!!

j/k