Thank you cheeseburger.

You make me feel at home.


Well anyways,

what better way to start this off then by rambling about something that is completely irrelevant.

I hit rock bottom of some serious boredom tonight. so I decided to go back and check my first email account. well, I soon found out that people (who care) had really been trying to get ahold of me.
I had missed almost 40,000 emails.
poor petsmart and sherry the psychic they must of thought i forgot about them. and it must be so hard for old shiva acne treatment, golf magazine and mike huckabee to keep going.
needless to say i was overwhelmed with sadness.
After I gathered up all these new emotions I went and looked back at the eldest of all the emails.

This unopened message was from 1/10/2002 and it from a guy named "kris slater".

and it read:

"Increase your copulation organ with lots of inches running on the supreme treatment! Go on directly to propotent.com"

I was about 14 years old at the time. too bad i never opened that one. things could have been way...



different.