A WIZARD WALKS AMONG YOU

Requirements: At least two participants (you can play by yourself but then you are an alcoholic) but the more the better, as much canned beer/beverages as you think all participants will drink (trust me, you don't want to have to get more later), and at least one roll of duct tape, or whater kind of tape you can find

Every beer you kill becomes part of the Wizard staff. Simply tape the next new full beer on top of the previous one (its best not to open yet to avoid spilling beer on yer hommies rug). The more brews you down, the mightier your staff becomes, the more wisdom you will aquire. Wizard Status is achieved only when the staff is as tall as you are.

Appropriate Wizard Lingo must be used whenever possible:
- "I'm feeling drunk" = "I'm feeling wise"
- "I need another beer" = "I need to Level Up"

In the end, everyone wins thanks to the copious amount of beverages that end up being consumed. However, the person who achieves the highest level is now faced with controlling their new wizard powers. Now go get yourself a Wizards hat and go use the mighty staff you have earned with a sense of achievement. You are now Wizard Status!

Girl A: "Look at those guys with the huge staffs made out of beer cans"
Girl B: "Oh, I bet they're playing Wisest Wizard"
Girl A: "That's making me hot, let's go grab them and take off our clothes!"

Yeah!