Kepner....I gotta agree.
I guess having your own private park these days just isn't enough for the average celebrity bike star like Matt Hoffman. Besides, you gotta get that name up there while you can still afford it. The video games and the big screen just aint gonna do it anymore. To hell with street cred. It's actually no surprise OKC fumbled this one up. They named our skate park after an extreme bike rider. How rad is that right? Wait, this is a guy who's got his own private indoor TF for him & his hommies too? Damn, that must be rough. Just ask anybody who skates the park on the regular and see if anyone ever....ever...see's him riding up there. Exactly. We all went to the city meetings, we all heard that fool mumbling a bunch a jibber jabber about his credentials, just trying to get his clout known. On another note, how about the amazing artwork in front of the entrance to complement the name. Holy shit man some seriously big dummy's came together on this project. Cheeseburger Supreme does not condone stupid decisions like these. No props go to the City and or Matt Hoffman. God... whats next? The "Matt Hoffman Super Sonics"? Wouldn't be surprised.
I guess having your own private park these days just isn't enough for the average celebrity bike star like Matt Hoffman. Besides, you gotta get that name up there while you can still afford it. The video games and the big screen just aint gonna do it anymore. To hell with street cred. It's actually no surprise OKC fumbled this one up. They named our skate park after an extreme bike rider. How rad is that right? Wait, this is a guy who's got his own private indoor TF for him & his hommies too? Damn, that must be rough. Just ask anybody who skates the park on the regular and see if anyone ever....ever...see's him riding up there. Exactly. We all went to the city meetings, we all heard that fool mumbling a bunch a jibber jabber about his credentials, just trying to get his clout known. On another note, how about the amazing artwork in front of the entrance to complement the name. Holy shit man some seriously big dummy's came together on this project. Cheeseburger Supreme does not condone stupid decisions like these. No props go to the City and or Matt Hoffman. God... whats next? The "Matt Hoffman Super Sonics"? Wouldn't be surprised.
posted by Two Bit at
4:15 PM
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Mat hoffman super sonics, with that head shot right in the middle of the jersey.
"I'd buy that for a dollar!"
You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Mat Hoffman. Oh wait, we do.
i heard that he want to convert all of the cars in okc to his flying dude buggy things. Yeah, that thing he crashed at the edmond park a couple of years back...
i was lucky enough to see it...not lucky enough to get it on film.
what the fuck is a flying dude buggy?! I need to see that!!!
fuck that dude. hoffman can suck my turd. it's still waiting in the toilet bowl. yo hoffman it's got peanuts. ya sorry bastard.
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