Rank Ass Cheeseburger

Today I googled the word "Cheeseburger". I went through 17 pages hoping I would see this site but alas no, I did not. This may have something to do with the fact that I have never really written about Cheeseburgers. My original intent was to review Cheeseburgers I've eaten and make recommendations. I guess I will have to step it up a notch or two.

I also googled the phrase "Oklahoma Skateboarding". I was a little happier to find that Cheeseburger Supreme shows up at number 13. But 13 is not good enough, damn it! We need the Number One Spot! I'm not stopping until we get there. Skateboarding here in Oklahoma has always been a bit of a challenge, but we have buckled down in the face of diversity and charged forward, never refusing to skate shitty spots in the gale-force winds that plague our flat, dry little piece of the United States we call Oklahoma.

I have to say, I just cheered myself up with that wonderfully uplifting sentence. Keep on keepin' on, you loyal Oklahoma Skateboarders!